{"product_id":"merde-actually","title":"Merde Actually","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Clarke, Stephen\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBrand:\u003c\/b\u003e Black Swan\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding:\u003c\/b\u003e paperback\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNumber Of Pages:\u003c\/b\u003e 448\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRelease Date:\u003c\/b\u003e 27-03-2006\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePart Number:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780552773089\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e A year after arriving in France, Englishman Paul West is still struggling with some fundamental questions:\u003cbr\u003e\n_________________\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhat is the best way to scare a gendarme?\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhy are there no health warnings on French nudist beaches?\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd is it really polite to sleep with your boss's mistress?\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn his second comedy of errors, Paul West opens an English tearoom, and mutates (temporarily) into a Parisian waiter.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMeanwhile, he continues his search for the perfect French mademoiselle. But will Paul find l'amour éternel, or will it all end in merde?\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAuthor's apology: 'I'd just like to say sorry to all the suppository fans out there, because in this book there are no suppositories. There are, however, lots of courgettes, and I see this as progress. Suppositories to courgettes - I think it proves that I'm developing as a writer.' Stephen Clarke\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEAN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780552773089\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePackage Dimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.6 x 5.0 x 1.1 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguages:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Black Swan","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50243301507376,"sku":"Trans_9780552773089","price":825.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0690\/9968\/4144\/files\/71NfIhedWoL.jpg?v=1761296474","url":"https:\/\/www.retailmaharaj.com\/bn\/products\/merde-actually","provider":"Retail Maharaj","version":"1.0","type":"link"}